[ more rules. wei wuxian makes a face at the news, shaking his head as he graciously accepts the poured drink and downs it in one gulp. it's a different flavor from what he's used to, but it goes down smoothly, leaving behind a pleasant warmth. ]

It's as if three thousand isn't enough... is there anything left that doesn't have a rule against it?

I'm glad you didn't get punished, though, Si Zi. The lashings are terrible! [ don't mind wei wuxian, he's gonna pick through the snacks. some look familiar, while others are completely foreign. wei wuxian picks a nacho chip and bites into it, a look of momentary panic flourishing on his face as the chip crumbles. ] Ah!

What is this?!