[ He lets himself be led, fuming the whole way, though he mollifies a little bit thanks to the warm pressure of Sizhui's hand around his own.

He sits down once they're in the room, setting his sword aside as Fairy trots up and sits down next to him, putting her head in his lap.

At the question, he turns beet red. ]

That-- They were--

[ Agh, his face is on fire. ]

He was on top of my uncle! Naked! They were kissing, and my uncle was--

[ He can't even get all the words out and definitely can't look at Sizhui. ]

That sort of thing is only for married people!!