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Lan Sizhui ⬤ Mo Dao Zu Shi
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subject #1

[jingyeet]

The former ruler of Sanguis moon received this picture and called it "junk mail." 8 days later Sanguis moon became uninhabitable. A man received this picture and immediately sent out copies, then received good fortune for an entire year, including winning a jackpot lottery. Copy, paste, and send this to 9 people or you will be cursed. Don't take any chances. Sanguis did, and now no one can live there.


I'm not superstitious! Honest! But I'm not taking any chances, Sizhui. I'm apologising beforehand to further burden you with this.

[sizhui]

Jingyi...

You didn't send that to Senior Wei, right? Please tell me you didn't send it to Senior Wei...

[jingyeet]

[ Sizhui can't read his mind, right? He knows he can be pretty obvious, words written clearly on his face. But he's not that obvious. Right? ]

Uh... He's the fourth I sent to. [ Wow, what an ominous number. ]

But I stop after the fifth!

[sizhui]

Jingyi.

It has a picture of a dog on it.

Why would you do that to him?

[jingyeet]

[ ...

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...!!!! ]

Oh my god. Sizhui. What do I do now?!?!? I panicked so much I send it to anyone I Know. I didn't mean it! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW?

[sizhui]

Um. It's only a picture, so he might not be too upset, but chances are you'll have to endure what he decides to put you through as a consequence.

[jingyeet]

[ Urk... ]

He'll make me do handstands. Or maybe eat his spicy congee again. Or worst. Eat the spicy congee while doing handstands.

I need to apologise to him now.

[sizhui]

I think you might find what he comes up with is something else entirely.

Though that might be a good idea.

[ Beat. And out loud. ]

Jingyi. Knock first.

[jingyeet]

[ Jingyi half text Senior Wei, half replying to Sizhui as he dashes out of their room for his intended destination. ]

Ah, yes. I will.

[ And off he goes... ]

[sizhui]

[ Sizhui just shakes his head and goes to order a big bucket of chicken wings and a serving of prisma!phall to help with the fallout. ]